ringtoned:

suzanne collins is such a genius… the cultural phenomena of her series leading to the hanging tree house remixes, mockingjay being milked for two (bad) movies, the capitol-inspired makeup palettes, the halloween costumes, the explosion of the market for dystopia, the butchering of her characters and removal of disabilities, disfiguration, and racial tension + representation to sell more tickets, the extra gale scenes to fuel discourse, and the audience showing up to cinemas to watch what was pretty honestly marketed to them (the jacob vs edwardification of the symbolic love story and also to watch children fight to the death) it’s just so ridiculously ironic i would say you can’t write this shit, but she did write about it… in The Hunger Games published 2008

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

my boss booked me two nights in a brutalist style hotel and it’s so fucked up looking

sir. what is wrong with you

kurbaga:

himeno-ran:

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

coughloop:

coughloop:

All the other hens in the coop are talking shit behind my back again

“I heard she lays fuzzy eggs. I heard Her eggs were growing hair on the outside of them. I heard last time her egg hatched the chick came out screaming in a human voice”. THEYRE NORMAL EGGS

distributing-direwolves:

sisyphusshrugged:

we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude

Fool that he is, not realizing that it then falls to him to comfort the party member most troubled by their burdens when sleep eludes them.

dicaeopolis:

Only time I’ve ever wanted an iPhone is wishing I could airdrop this to beemer drivers at stop signs

regexkind:

My book, “Highly Exothermic Reactions for Troubled Youths”, has been removed from shelves at the Scholastic book fair. A big “L” for free speech, as the younger generation says

kaban-bang:

punkitt-is-here:

snoopyoftheday:

snoopy of the day

Yeah wait what the fuck

anexperimentallife:

cuuno:

cuuno:

cuuno:

cuuno:

cuuno:

im so fucking serious when i say that no one is crueler to visibly disabled people than girlies with blue wolfcuts and sharp eyeliner wearing hundred dollar sweaters from shein.

like. there’s a weird misconception that it’s old people, but i have never once had an issue with anyone over the age of, like, 55. they are fine with me muttering to myself or making weird faces or not hearing them the first five times they call my name. that’s not a problem for them. when my brother goes out with a cane, they’re the ones who compliment it, and tell him the spikes and ribbons are a cute addition.

yesterday this pink haired girl in the bathroom told me that i needed to stay away from movie theaters if i was going to act like a schizo. ten minutes later an 80 year old woman complimented me on my bright red hearing aids and said she wished she had that confidence when she got hers.

anyways to the anon who just said that maybe i shouldn’t be in public spaces. thank you for proving my point

a very important addition.

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I think I’m a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I’m nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Zapruder film isn’t crystal clear. That’s how bigfoot would look to me anyway.

I MEANT THE PATTERSON-GIMLIN FILM. NOT THE ZAPRUDER FILM. THERE IS NO BIGFOOT SIGHTING IN THE FOOTAGE OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY’S DEATH. I’M SO SORRY.